oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via welchsjelly)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(Source: theawolbrony, via batwithbutterflywings)

ahscovenconfessions:

"I can’t wait to see Cordelia’s bad bitch side come out when her "husband" comes home"

ahscovenconfessions:

"I can’t wait to see Cordelia’s bad bitch side come out when her "husband" comes home"

(Source: ahsfreakshowconfessions)

The devil is real and he isn’t a red little man with horns and a tail. He can beautiful because he’s a fallen angel and he used to be god’s favourite.

American Horror Story (via like-a-star-drunk-nightsky)
bellamorilla:

Cordelia Fox in AHS COVEN

bellamorilla:

Cordelia Fox in AHS COVEN

We get to see Evans butt in every episode

I would give everything I have, or will ever have, just to feel pain again.

(Source: holepsi)

(Source: trehchic)

praiseourlordsatan:

Hello welcome to American Horror Story where necrophiliac polygamy is the least disturbing thing happening in an episode.

thisisrandomshit:

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thisisrandomshit:

haahahahahah best joke evr